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April 21, 2008

My worst nightmare

I've spent the last ten minutes looking for the post from a couple years ago that makes what I'm about to write more relevant, but I can't find it, so I'll start from the beginning.

A couple years ago when I was living in NY and commuting back and forth to Boston and trade shows all over the country, I spent a lot of time at hotels. One hotel in particular stocked the bathroom with Bvlgari lotions, shampoos, etc.  One day before work, I put the Bvlgari lotion on my legs, and about an hour into my day, I had a raging headache from the smell. I had tried to wash it off - I literally took soapy paper towels, stripped down in the bathroom and washed my legs, but I realized it was actually in the fabric of my pants. I had a date after work and I knew that I couldn't possibly go in my current state - #1, my head killed, and #2, I was was distracted by the smell that I couldn't focus on anything else. My solution was to go to CVS and spray myself down with Febreeze. I also bought a pack of dryer sheets and shoved a couple in my pocket. I thought it was rather ingenious - albeit totally and utterly neurotic - of me.

And to bring it back to today...

I'm at a conference in Pasadena. It's being hosted at a really nice hotel that stocks Bvlgari products and apparently everyone here decided to take advantage. The whole place smells so musky, I want to die. There isn't enough Febreeze in the world to offset what's going on here, or enough Excedrin to cure my headache.

Comments

This was another very funny moment from times with HB... I so enjoy this blog.

Came across this story on a fluke...while looking up 'smoke and ashes' as I'm naming a recent piece of jewelry after a song ..oh well, nevermind all that!

I enjoyed this story, made me laugh, brought some humor to my breaktime. . . may stop back again. Thanks for the fun post, I could so imagine all that happening!

~drive by
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